Remember our chiropractic alphabet has been taken over by pirates!

‘L’ is for “Landlubber”, you know, those who have never been to sea. In chiropractic, landlubbers are those who have never been checked. They think if they feel ok then their spine must be fine. Unfortunately, those silent subluxations could be looting their bounty of health as we speak. We like to help all those landlubbers get to sea, or in to see us, as it were. We look forward to meeting your family and friends!

Can you decipher our third chiropractic-pirate poem? Figure out the incomplete words and place them in the same order to solve the clue at the bottom! Bring in your correct answer to win a prize!

Do you seek a distant shore?
Before you set sail for a distant shore,
be sure to check your map once more.

Are you headed to a deserted isle,
where h_ _ l t h is lost to all that’s wild?

Or is your goal a paradise,
with c h_ r _ p r_ c t i c care to keep you nice.

For if the latter is which you crave,
to stay to the course, you must be brave.

For strong winds blow against good health,
letting pirates steal your life and wealth.

It’s a better c h o _ c _ to stay well and fit,
than to have to fight those pirate ships!

Protect y o _ r s _ l f, especially your spine,
by having a check-up from time to time!


Do you seek a distant shore?
For better ______, make ____________ care a ______ for ________.